Eric Pulier

The Stigma of a Harvard Degree

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E ACH year sixteen hundred parents send their little bundles of protoplasm off to Harvard with great delight. In addition

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T HERE ARE certain subjects about which no modern person can write well. Prominent among these subjects are philosophy, radical

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T HERE ARE students at Harvard who are quite happy with the academic schedule. There are also people at Harvard

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O NCE UPON a time there were some people who had nothing important to do. This caused them to go

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I 'M A senior--on the brink of being admitted into the company of educated men and women--and there are still

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T ECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCES reinforce our standing among the laughably inferior forms of life. Compared to the sniveling beasts of the

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T HE GINSBURG "dope" controversy led to an amusing turnaround in the American government. Democrats, normally not keen on the

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"M Y, how nicely many of my classmates are dressing these days!" I remarked to no one in particular. "They

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W HEN A wedding anniversary occurs The Wife always thinks that The Husband has forgotten about it. This makes her

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M ANY OF America's richest men began as self-important obnoxious bastards, so I would never knock the lifestyle. All I'm