Word came yesterday that the College population is growing--anthropologically speaking. An increasing demand for seven-foot beds has been noted over the last several years, according to an official spokesman.
When reached for comment last night, Earnest Hooton, professor of Anthropology, told the CRIMSON he considered the move a "perfectly logical proposition." People are getting bigger all the time, he said.
In order to save the University considerable expense, however, Hooton suggests: "let the students lie diagonally."