Where'er you go, where'er you seek,
His bewildered face appears,
Yet in matters large or commonplace,
His voice one never hears,
The forgotten man.
Immortalized in Presidential prose,
But neglected all the more--
It's experts this and experts that
And Interests by the score--,
There's no place for him.
Nor has the gridiron room for him,
No phys ed major he.
He has no Cadillac or scholarship
Nor threats in number three.
He sits in stone-cold stands.