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The Ratliffe File

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Sisters/Brothers: March 19

PRESIDENT

In paying President good salary with fringe benefits and status, we expect him to do his job:

1. Keep the peace

2. Reduce armament

3. Unify the country

4. Provide employment

5. Take care of poor

6. Protect environment

7. Run efficient outfit

8. Free us to go about business of making a living

Since President does opposite what he should, we fire him and see if Speaker of House knows how to run store!   Henry Ratliff

Sisters/Brothers:   March 18

SPECIES

1. 10,000,000 species have equal right to earth

2. Interweave in multi-colour quilt--each indispensable

3. Parasite endangers, human exceeds limits

4. Human's worst to surpass bounds

5. Consumes 10,000,000, devours itself

6. Turn about to evolve within

7. Pitrim Sorokin of Harvard calls it IDEATIONAL.   Henry Ratliff

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