15 More Offensive Shirts Urban Outfitters Should Try

1) Blame me; I’m Jewish.

2) Support Financial Aid—I need another butler.

3) Ask me about my I-banking job.

4) Bulimia: eat every meal twice.

5) Real men don’t pay alimony.

6) Abortion is for quitters.

7) Charity is for chumps. Literacy is for losers.

8) Marriage is sooo gay.

9) Syphilis—pass it on.

10) I liked Janet’s boob.

11) Jessica Simpson is smarter than you.

12) Do you know who my daddy is?

13) Water is for the proles.

14) Meritocracy’s fine—if it’s the best you’ve got.

15) This T-shirt is made in Malaysia and I bought it anyway.

Hillel

The Admissions Office

Everyone, Women in Business

ECHO

Radcliffe Union of Students

Students For Choice

PBHA

BGLTSA

PCC, UHS

Gladden Pappin, the Federal Communications Commision

Owl Club

Bee Club

The Dudley Coop

Porcellian Club

Harvard Students Against Sweatshops