J-Term Housing Process Still Unclear

In response to the recent brouhaha over the College's opaque-sounding process for making J-Term housing decisions next year, Dean Evelynn Hammonds has released another missive "to address questions that have arisen."

You know, questions like Will I get housing? and Will I get food? and, uh, Who do I need to bribe for those things to happen?

But never fear, confused student. This e-mail clears everything up.

So... I guess we know where to send the money now?