HUPD Police Log 2/7-2/27: Indecent Exposure and Incessant Alarm Clock
February is a short month, but the with the Valentine’s Day spike in hormones and snow day delirium, HUPD still had a lot on their plate. The occasional failed romantic gesture here, an indecent exposure there; you never know what the HUPD logs will bring. As part of our Securitas Series, we've combed through recent HUPD logs and published some of the more colorful entries below.
1:49 AM Officers dispatched to a report of individuals smoking marijuana outside of the building. Officers arrived and report individuals gone on arrival.
I mean, it’s called the Fogg for a reason right? Heh. Heh.
Currier House C
0:35 AM Officers dispatched to a report of a party going on in the building and possible minors being in possession of alcohol. Officers arrived and report negative results.
On a college campus?! Shucks, I’ll be darned.
Leverett House Towers F
4:52 AM Officer dispatched to take a report of indecent exposure.
To be fair, the “naked man” works 2/3’s of the time.
Greenough Hall North
7:25 AM Officer dispatched to a report of an alarm clock constantly going off in a room. Officer arrived and report guard turned off alarm.
WHO. THE. HELL. WAKES. UP. TO. REBECCA. BLACK’S. “FRIDAY.” REALLY.
Adams House C
0:55 AM Officer dispatched to a report of an unknown individual that had entered an individual's room while they were in the shower. Officer arrived and spoke to the reporting party who stated it was a misunderstanding, it was their neighbor knocking on their wall.
Sorry, bro… Can I still borrow some dryer sheets?
Soldiers Field Park Garage
1:47 PM Officers dispatched to a report of an individual not allowing people on or off a shuttle bus. Officers arrived and report individual was intoxicated and was unaware they were on a private shuttle. Officers escorted the individual off the property and then sent them on their way.
“Wazzzz ddaaa passssword home-skillabiscuit????????”
Grays Hall East
5:15 PM Officer dispatched to a report of property damage. Officer arrived and report broken window due to a falling icicle.
This one’s a slippery bastard, chief. They call him… the Ice Man.
6:48 PM Officers dispatched to a report of an individual causing a disturbance by screaming and yelling on their phone.
“FOR THE LAST TIME, MOM. IT’S BLUE AND BLACK.”