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MYSTERIOUS "CRIMSON EDITOR" INVADED VASSAR, SLEW GOOSE

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Letters from far western colleges have been pouring into the CRIMSON office demanding the name of the ex-CRIMSON editor who became trustee of Vassar College and who was arrested in Germany for running over a goose.

The epistles contain no other explanatory material, but judging from the number of self-addressed envelopes enclosed, many of them with air-mail and special delivery stamps on them, the question must be an urgent one.

The files of the CRIMSON reveal no editor who had to resort to the purchase of a trusteeship to make progress at Vassar, nor is there indication of a man with a special grudge against German geese.

The letters have been forwarded to the experts on "Information Please," with instructions' to divide the booty offered by the radio program equally among the 789 students who seem to be playing this game out west.

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