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Breaking what President Coles Phinizy referred to last night as a 65-year-old precedent and law, the Lampoon has invited a guaranteed Hollywood film star to its annual spring dance on Thursday night.
Majorie Woodworth, acclaimed in advance publicity as Jean Harlow's successor, is the lucky girl to get the Lampy invite.
"All the members of the board are mad about her figure and her face," Phiniszy, recognized for years as a connoisseur of beauty, smirked last night.
Tickets for the dance go on sale today at the 'Poon building on Mt. Auburn Street, according to an announcement from Summer A. B. Andrews '42, circulation manager. The "damage," as he wittily referred to the price, is $2.50, and reservations can be made by calling Trowbridge 7734.
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