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15,176 Pert Females Offered Chain Letter Jackpot Winners

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A woman a day for fifty years! That is the appetizing prospect of a new plan now circulating throughout the College by letter.

The letter:

This chain letter, started to bring happiness to tired college men, costs no money. Simply send a copy to five males. Then bundle up your wife and send her to the fellow who heads the list.

When your name works to the top, you will receive 15,176 women of various degrees of gorgeousness, and THDY WILL BE ALL YOURS.

Have faith. Do not break the chain.

One man broke the chain and got his own wife back.

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