Potential Pres: John S. Haddock '07
House: Currier—Tuchman
Concentration: Social Studies
Hometown: Phoenix, Ariz.
Ideal date: Fall. Picnic on the Charles.
Best way for a girl to get your attention: To not be trying to get my attention.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: In the Quad—where else?
First thing you notice about a girl: What she’s up to
Your best pick-up line: So what are you up to?
Best or worse lie you’ve ever told: Of course I’m allowed to eat in Lowell. I live here.
Sexiest physical trait: My glowing tan
What would you do if you had $15,000: See how long it would last me on the road.
What does “UC” stand for: Understandably concerned
Your fave part about Harvard: Wasting my nights in the dining hall.
Describe yourself in three words: All about it.
In 15 minutes you are: Grabbing a meal with my friends.
In 15 years you are: Hopefully doing the same. Same people, different time.

Potential VP: Annie R. Riley ’07
House: Quincy
Concentration: Social Studies
Hometown: Potomac, Md.
Ideal date: Burdick’s
Best way for a guy to get your attention: Build my campaign website.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Ending the night at the Kong, with the little plastic neon animals
First thing you notice about a guy: His teeth
Your best pick-up line: Would you like to see my platform?
Best or worse lie you’ve ever told: Of course I read The Crimson every day.
Sexiest physical trait: My disconnected earlobes
What would you do if you had $15,000: Buy a pink jet ski
What does “UC” stand for: Un-Couth
Your fave part about Harvard: The Pfoho ’90s Dance
Describe yourself in three words: Out. Of. Control.
In 15 minutes you are: Ten minutes late
In 15 years you are: Wearing very expensive shoes

Campaign Manager: Josh Patashnik ’07
House: Adams
Concentration: Government
Hometown: San Diego, Calif.
Ideal date: A baseball game
Best way for a girl to get your attention: Bring me some Mexican food.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Probably at a bar, because I just turned 21 last month.
First thing you notice about a girl: Her smile.
Your best pick-up line: “Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such dates as last night’s dinner.”
Best or worse lie you’ve ever told: I told my sister that New England winters weren’t that bad, and she’s at Yale now.
Sexiest physical trait: I can’t answer that question without making myself look stupid.
What would you do if you had $15,000: Spend a couple thousand to go to the World Cup this summer, and then save the rest.
What does “UC” stand for: Undermining the Crimson
Your fave part about Harvard: Sitting by the river on a warm day
Describe yourself in three words: Probably too optimistic
In 15 minutes you are: Ushering at the IOP
In 15 years you are: Telling exaggerated stories about my crazy college years

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