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EXHALING EXPERT TRIES TO SELL HIS "SECRET OF LIFE"

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"I have the secret of life to save all Harvard boys. Right now they're all sick--dying on their feet." So said Professor Godfrey Rodriguer, who expects to live to 100 with his new "secret of health and beauty." All that is necessary, according to the professor, is to do the exhaling part of your breathing properly.

Rodrigner first appeared at President Conant's outer office last Thursday, where he expounded his plan for dropping all athletics in favor of an intensive program of diaphragm study. He was shunted from the Conant office to Dr. Arlie V. Bock, and from there to Clarence B. Van Wyck, secretary of the department of physical education. Finally he was allowed to exhale before physical education instructor David C. Hyde. "Shoving the buck, that's what it was," raged the professor.

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