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Moore the Merrier at Adams House as Forte Wins Prize

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"Gee, Miss Moore, I'm all aflutter," gasped Harvard's handsomest man, footballer Don Forte, last evening, after he had been prematurely selected by the Adams House Committee as Miss Moore's "prettiest" choice from among the Beau Brummels of the Gold Coast. Debonair in palm beach tuxedo instead of shoulder pads, "Handsome Don" wilted under the rapid-fire kisses (Hollywood brand) of Miss Moore as she forced her attentions and the all-College title on the shy young hero.

"Thanks a million, Miss Moore, thanks a million," gushed Dapper Don. Off in the cloakroom posing for pictures, reticent Donald told photographers he would rather "tackle a 250-pound fullback."

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