Hanford Advises Men Not To Buy Themes or Papers

In a statement prompted by the recent circulation among students of postcards offering to do some of their work for a consideration, Dean Hanford announced today that students who pay to have themes or term papers written for them are liable to dismissal from the University.

Dean Hanford said: "Although in some instances it is hard to draw the line, when a student gives money for a theme, it is clearly a case of flagrant dishonesty. I do not want to make threats, and most students do not use these services; but if a student is found to give money for themes or term papers, the University will treat it as an extremely serious offense."