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"PASTOSZAR, PASTUSZAR, way ZAK!: shouted DI MOTTley throng.

"CHERNAK COLO, MAHONEY?" said the Sage of the Age of his YOUNG disciple in the stands. "Has the game BORJESON?"

"HODOSH, No! Why don't you GUBSON advice on the game? Who's gonna WINNE?"

"Well, our team is GREEN. DESIMONE. But TEHAN is quicker than the IZZI and we'll give 'em a SOCCORSO. New give me a little THOMPSON, or ALTIERI you limb from limb."

"Please, why don't you MACRO prediction?"

"O'DAY think the score will be . . ." HARVARD 26  BROWN 14

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