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“The Love Boat” theme song plays. But wait — no more are the familiar television clips of a yacht on the open sea! Instead, we see footage of a luxurious zeppelin darting between the clouds! Here we have it: “The Love Boat: The Reboot: The 2050 Love Blimp.”
JULIE THE CRUISE DIRECTOR
We’re so excited to be on “The Love Boat” with you once again! Welcome to the 2050 Love Blimp! Let’s all give a big round of applause for our first guest, Timothee Chalamet.
TIMOTHEE CHALAMET, America’s kiki-est celebrity, walks into one of the 2050 Love Blimp’s walls and pops it immediately.
—Staff writer Eleanor M. Powell can be reached at ellie.powell@thecrimson.com.
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