Roving Reporter: How Are Freshmen Preparing for Housing Day?
What house do they want? Do not want (the Quad)? Did they tell their moms what River Run is? Are they hydrating? Our resident roving reporter Nicholas H. Nava is joined by Lorenzo F. Manuali (not Rory), to get the answers.
ATTN: River Run does not entail 'running across the river,' as some wide-eyed freshmen would assume.