Flyby's Election Night Drinking Game

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Either Donald J. Trump and Hillary R. Clinton will be elected President of the United States Tuesday night.
Either Donald J. Trump and Hillary R. Clinton will be elected President of the United States Tuesday night. By Wikimedia Commons

If there was ever a time to have a drinking game, Election Night is it. Tuesday is bound to be an emotional day as the fate of the United States quite literally hangs in the balance. Regardless of the outcome, some people are going to be quite devastated once the election is called. Luckily for you, Flyby is always eager to share our drinking games with you.

Disclaimer: it might be advantageous to swap out the type of beverage every now and then. If you drink straight alcohol through the night tomorrow, there’s a chance the winner of the race will be the least of your worries.

When someone on TV says the words “historic” or “unprecedented,” take a shot.

Anytime your blockmate/roommate/ that weird guy next to you at the IOP election party offers their “expert opinion” on the progress of the night, take a drink because they’re probably going to be wrong.

BONUS: if they’re enrolled in “The Road to the White House,” finish your drink.

If your state goes to the candidate you did not vote for, drink.

If Trump tweets about the election being rigged tomorrow, take a shot.

BONUS: if the Clinton campaign tweets back, finish your drink.

Every Time you see a snapchat of someone showing off their “I Voted” sticker, drink.

If someone makes a “nasty woman/ bad hombre” joke, take a drink.

If your friends start talking about moving to Canada, take a shot and check out this neat article about easy ways to change citizenship.

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