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Remembrance of Things Past: Lamenting the Latest Victims of Late-Stage Capitalism

Let's take a moment to remember the fallen, for to be forgotten is to die another death.

Milk &pizza
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I Went to the Grand Opening of &pizza/Milk Bar and All I Got Was the Cold Reminder That Harvard Square is Doomed to the Gentrification That Has Overtaken All Major Cities Across the United States

When Martin Luther nailed his 95 theses to the door of the All Saints’ Church in Wittenberg, did he know he would be setting in motion an unstoppable cultural engine that could end only in hypertrends like a self-serious storefront that — let’s be clear — exists to sell pizza and ice cream?

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Scam

Rhytons and Bowls
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Fine, We’ll Fucking Write About the Animal-Shaped Vessels

Is this what you wanted?

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inbox

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The Life-Changing Magic of Quashing Clutter and Capitalism in your Email Inbox

As I typed, the status quo crumbled around me — I was Leo DiCaprio waking from his dream worlds in Inception. As I destroyed the illusions of my email inbox, the material world around me shook with possibility.

Bird Scooter
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Bird Scooters are Decadent and Depraved

What is it like to ride a Bird? You enter a state of total resignation, much like how Abraham must have felt when he was about to sacrifice his only son Isaac on the altar.

The New Smith Center
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Is Your Teen Texting About the Smith Campus Center?

Now wait a darn minute, before you forbid your child from Smithing it up (as the youths say), studies show withdrawal symptoms include a sharp decrease in Pavement quality coffee consumption, and being considered “lame af” by peers.

Who Watches the Watchers? Smith Center Edition
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I Have a Conspiracy Theory that the New Smith Campus Center was Constructed to Normalize Data Collection

As I looked directly at Farkas Hall through a glass window the size of a movie screen, I felt like I was sitting on the inside of an iPhone.

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Who Watches the Watchers? Smith Center Edition
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Who Watches the Watchers? Smith Center Edition

The common area of Smith Campus Center where the students of Harvard College gather.

Leaked Bisexual Agenda
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Leaked: The Bisexual Agenda

FM’s roving bisexual reporter has taken it upon herself to leak The Bisexual Agenda, in the interest of extending such visibility beyond the brief, sweet 24 hours of this vaguely named holiday.

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How to Get Over a Back-to-School Cold

Keep those humors in good balance!

Leaked Bisexual Agenda
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Leaked Bisexual Agenda

Let me just pencil that into my Bisexual Agenda.

NORAH
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NORAH

Norah M. Murphy '20 jots down the daily bisexual agenda.

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